Maddenisms - The best part of watching Monday Night Football is hearing what off the wall thing John Madden will come up with next. He and Al Michaels topped any of their previous work tonight when they spent five minutes talking about the worm after Johnny Morton scored a touchdown. First, they had a difficult time coming up with the name of the dance move, than once Al Michaels took a wild guess at the name being the worm he even stated he could be arrested if he were wrong. Once he recieved confirmation that the dance move was in fact called the worm, John Madden decided to tell us how Johnny Morton was into Martial Arts and that "the Worm" must be something to do with Martial Arts. Then he decided to tell us that Terrell Owens probably couldn't do the worm as well as Johnny Morton since TO is not into Martial Arts. Finally, he and Al Michaels thought they would inform us that people all across America were now doing the "Worm," in their homes and in bars. Gotta Love It!